Anonymous, "Kickin'"
I mean really kickin' It was hot messy sloppy
I mean... why would first kiss have to be a tongue... a french
I was haitian He was pakistanian
It was all wrong
from the way his pizza and hooka-fied tongue entered
my mouth
to the way I gagged and ran out of pizza shop
I was disgusted
How unhygienic! WAS THAT HIS CHEWING GUM IN MY MOUTH?!
I threw up on the street corner
composed myself
and went back in to try it again